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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Old is always fifteen years from now.
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
