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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
