I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!

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If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

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Gray hair is God's graffiti.

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Old is always fifteen years from now.

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Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

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The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.

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It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.

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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

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The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.

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