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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.