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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
