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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
