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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
