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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
