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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
