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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
