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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.