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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
