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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.

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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.