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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Old is always fifteen years from now.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
