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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
Old is always fifteen years from now.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.