More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.