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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
