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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
