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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
