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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
