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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
