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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
