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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.
