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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
