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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.