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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
