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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
