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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
