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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
