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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
