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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.