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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
