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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.