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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
