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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
