More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
Old is always fifteen years from now.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
