More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Old is always fifteen years from now.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
