More Quotes by Bill Cosby
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
