More Quotes by Bill Cosby
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
