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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
