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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
