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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
