More Quotes by Bill Cosby
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
