More Quotes by Bill Cosby
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
