More Quotes by Bill Cosby
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
