More Quotes by Bill Cosby
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.
Old is always fifteen years from now.