More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
Old is always fifteen years from now.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
