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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
