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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.