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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
