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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
