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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
