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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
