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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
