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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.- Maya Angelou
Merely
Passion
Humor
Maya Angelou
Happiness is a warm puppy.― Charles M. Schulz
Dog Quotes
Animals
Dogs
Happiness
Humor
Puppies
Meow” means “woof” in cat.― George Carlin
Dog Quotes
Animals
Cats
Dogs
Humor
Language
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.― Groucho Marx
Dog Quotes
Animals
Books
Dogs
Friends
Humor
I hope they have ghost insurance.” “Pretty sure you've used that joke before,” Stacey told me. “Well, maybe Jacob hadn't heard it yet.” “I have,” Jacob said. ― J.L. Bryan
Quotes About Insurance
Dry-humor
Funny
Ghosts
Humor
Insurance
Joke
If you're horrible to me, I'm going to write a song about it, and you won't like it. That's how I operate.
― Taylor Swift
Bullying
Humor
Inspirational
People
Song
Song-writing
Taylor-swift
Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing. ― Joss Whedon
Food Quotes
Joss Whedon
Food
Humor
It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. ― Aeschylus
Envy
Humor
Prospered
I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire. ― Ilona Andrews
Fire
Humor
Picket-fence
Social-commentary
I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell 'Flame on!'" Leo snorted. "If I did that, you would see a flaming kid falling to his death, and I would be yelling something a little stronger than 'Flame on! ― Rick Riordan
Fire
Funny
Humor
Powers
The-lost-hero
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. ― Anthony G
Humor
Misattributed-to-groucho-marx
Time
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? ― Kurt Cobain
Humor
Kurt
Nirvana
Perfect
Practic
They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. ― Kurt Cobain
Different
Humor
Inspirational
Misattributed
Same
Society
I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." ― Robin Williams
Funny
Humor
Thinking
Robin Williams Quotes
Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures. ― Robin Williams
Funny
Latin
Humor
Robin Williams Quotes
If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must first break your mirror.
― François Rabelais
Humor
Humility
Mirrors
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
― Oscar Wilde
Funny
Humor
Men
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. - Terry Pratchett
Inspirational
Spiritual
Humor
People
Life Quotes
Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches. - Tallulah Bankhead
Funny
Humor
Scratches
Empty
Life Quotes
The tongue is the only instrument that gets sharper with use.
― Washington Irving
Funny
Communication
Humor
Washington Irving
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