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The tongue is the only instrument that gets sharper with use.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.― Will Rogers
silence is the language of god, all else is poor translation.
I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." ― Robin Williams
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
Poetry is not a matter of feelings, it is a matter of language. It is language which creates feelings.
I hope they have ghost insurance.” “Pretty sure you've used that joke before,” Stacey told me. “Well, maybe Jacob hadn't heard it yet.” “I have,” Jacob said. ― J.L. Bryan