I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.― Winston S. Churchill

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You think those dogs will not be in heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us.― Robert Louis Stevenson

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Meow” means “woof” in cat.― George Carlin

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I began seeing my wife, Kathleen, while I was undergoing treatment for prostate cancer.

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.― Mark Twain

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Happiness is a warm puppy.― Charles M. Schulz

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I believe in the brotherhood of man, all men, but I don't believe in brotherhood with anybody who doesn't want brotherhood with me. I believe in treating people right, but I'm not going to waste my time trying to treat somebody right who doesn't know how to return the treatment.

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Man is the most intelligent of the animals - and the most silly. -Diogenes

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Live your life as though your every act were to become a universal law.- Immanuel Kant

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Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. -Immanuel Kant

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