The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.― Mark Twain

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.― Will Rogers

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Dogs never bite me. Just humans. ― Marilyn Monroe

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He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals. -Immanuel Kant

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.― Mark Twain

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Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace.― Milan Kundera

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.― Groucho Marx

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Meow” means “woof” in cat.― George Carlin

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A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.― Jack London

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All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.― Charles M. Schulz

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