Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come without leaving happier.- Mother Teresa

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The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what is one’s destiny to do, and then do it. – Henry Ford

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Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing. ― Joss Whedon

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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

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Do all the good you can, for all the people you can, in all the ways you can, as long as you can. — Hillary Clinton

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Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe. - Mark Twain

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Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life.

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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

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If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor. – Eleanor Roosevelt

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