I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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Placerea este testul naturii, semnul ei aprobator.

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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone.

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Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

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Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

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To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

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Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

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Nothing worth learning can ever be taught.

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Selfishness is not living your life as you wish to live it. Selfishness is wanting others to live their lives as you wish them to.

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