An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be.

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If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing well. If it is worth having, it is worth waiting for. If it is worth attaining, it is worth fighting for. If it is worth experiencing, it is worth putting aside time for.

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To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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Selfishness is not living your life as you wish to live it. Selfishness is wanting others to live their lives as you wish them to.

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The best way to enjoy your job is to imagine yourself without one.

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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Life is a nightmare that prevents one from sleeping.

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Nothing worth learning can ever be taught.

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Conformity is the last refuge of the unimaginitive.

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