An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be.

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Nothing worth learning can ever be taught.

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Life is a nightmare that prevents one from sleeping.

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To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

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The best way to enjoy your job is to imagine yourself without one.

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There are moments when one has to choose between living one's own life, fully, entirely, completely-or dragging out some false, shallow, degrading existence that the world in its hypocrisy demands.

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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Life is too short to be taken seriously.

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The answers are all out there, we just need to ask the right questions.

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Placerea este testul naturii, semnul ei aprobator.

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