Life is too short to be taken seriously.

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Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

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If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing well. If it is worth having, it is worth waiting for. If it is worth attaining, it is worth fighting for. If it is worth experiencing, it is worth putting aside time for.

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Life is a nightmare that prevents one from sleeping.

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Placerea este testul naturii, semnul ei aprobator.

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With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone.

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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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The answers are all out there, we just need to ask the right questions.

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An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be.

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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