I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

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Nothing worth learning can ever be taught.

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There are moments when one has to choose between living one's own life, fully, entirely, completely-or dragging out some false, shallow, degrading existence that the world in its hypocrisy demands.

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An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

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Placerea este testul naturii, semnul ei aprobator.

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The best way to enjoy your job is to imagine yourself without one.

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With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone.

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