Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

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Living simply makes loving simple. ― bell hooks

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today. ― James Dean

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When trees fall on trees, the topmost tree must first be removed before others. Don't be too concerned about the problems of the past. What matters most is the challenge at hand now! ― Israelmore Ayivor

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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

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If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

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Life belongs to the living, and he who lives must be prepared for changes. ― Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you are living? ― Bob Marley

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