The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

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What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

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But we are living in a sceptical and, if I may use the phrase, a thought-tormented age: and sometimes I fear that this new generation, educated or hyper-educated as it is, will lack those qualities of humanity, of hospitality, of kindly humour which belonged to an older day.

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I hope they have ghost insurance.” “Pretty sure you've used that joke before,” Stacey told me. “Well, maybe Jacob hadn't heard it yet.” “I have,” Jacob said. ― J.L. Bryan

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Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

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Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!

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After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.

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I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

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You say those city boys living in those high rise condos only left you feeling low. – Morgan Wallen

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Old is always fifteen years from now.

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