I hope they have ghost insurance.” “Pretty sure you've used that joke before,” Stacey told me. “Well, maybe Jacob hadn't heard it yet.” “I have,” Jacob said. ― J.L. Bryan

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This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.

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You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. - Melanie Clark Pullen

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The unexamined life is not worth living. — Socrates

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If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

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There's only one day at a time here, then it's tonight and then tomorrow will be today again. ― Bob Dylan

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We can't rewind the past, nor fast-forward the future, so today, all we can do is play, record, pause and keep moving, until something should press the stop button. ― Anthony Liccione

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Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices. - Voltaire

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Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

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