Normally, I try not to pay attention to my haters, but this time I'd like to talk about it, because my haters are my motivators.

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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

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Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life.

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Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. ― Dr. Seuss

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Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose. — Lyndon B. Johnson

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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

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I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. — Charles M. Schulz

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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

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Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices. - Voltaire

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The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is 'What does a woman want?

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