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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.