Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.

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I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.

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I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.

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Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.

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If called by a panther, don't anther.

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Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.

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Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

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Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.

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The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.

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Celery, raw, Develops the jaw

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