Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

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God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

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How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?

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Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.

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Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends

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Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.

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Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.

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Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

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