Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.

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O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.

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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.

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Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.

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The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?

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Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.

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One thing about the past. It's likely to last.

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Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends

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The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

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