I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.

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Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

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Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.

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Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.

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Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

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Too much Chablis can make you whablis.

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How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?

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Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.

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I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.

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So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.

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