More Quotes by Ogden Nash
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
To love is an active verb.
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
