More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
