More Quotes by Ogden Nash
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
Celery, raw, Develops the jaw
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
