More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
