More Quotes by Ogden Nash
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
