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Celery, raw, Develops the jaw
― Ogden Nash
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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
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Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
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Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
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Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
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