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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends