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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
