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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
If called by a panther, don't anther.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
