More Quotes by Ogden Nash
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!