More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
If called by a panther, don't anther.
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
