More Quotes by Ogden Nash
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
