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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
To love is an active verb.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit. So here we are several billion of us, crowded into our global concentration camp for the duration. How are we to survive? Solemnity is not the answer, any more than witless and irresponsible frivolity is. I think our best chance lies in humor, which in this case means a wry acceptance of our predicament. We don't have to like it but we can at least recognize its ridiculous aspects, one of which is ourselves.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
