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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.