More Quotes by Ogden Nash
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.
