More Quotes by Ogden Nash
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
