More Quotes by Ogden Nash
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
Celery, raw, Develops the jaw
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
