How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?

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Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.

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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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If called by a panther, don't anther.

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The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?

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One thing about the past. It's likely to last.

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The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.

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Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!

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If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.

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All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

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