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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
If called by a panther, don't anther.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.