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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit. So here we are several billion of us, crowded into our global concentration camp for the duration. How are we to survive? Solemnity is not the answer, any more than witless and irresponsible frivolity is. I think our best chance lies in humor, which in this case means a wry acceptance of our predicament. We don't have to like it but we can at least recognize its ridiculous aspects, one of which is ourselves.
No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
If called by a panther, don't anther.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
