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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
If called by a panther, don't anther.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.