More Quotes by Ogden Nash
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
