More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.
Celery, raw, Develops the jaw
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.