More Quotes by Ogden Nash
If called by a panther, don't anther.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
