More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
