More Quotes by Ogden Nash
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
If called by a panther, don't anther.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
