More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Celery, raw, Develops the jaw
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
