More Quotes by Ogden Nash
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
To love is an active verb.
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
