More Quotes by Ogden Nash
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.
