The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.

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If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.

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Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.

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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

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God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

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Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.

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Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.

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Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!

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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

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Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.

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