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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Celery, raw, Develops the jaw
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit. So here we are several billion of us, crowded into our global concentration camp for the duration. How are we to survive? Solemnity is not the answer, any more than witless and irresponsible frivolity is. I think our best chance lies in humor, which in this case means a wry acceptance of our predicament. We don't have to like it but we can at least recognize its ridiculous aspects, one of which is ourselves.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
To love is an active verb.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
