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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.