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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
