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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
If called by a panther, don't anther.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
