Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends

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So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.

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Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.

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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

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Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.

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I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

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To love is an active verb.

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Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

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The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?

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I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.

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