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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
