More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
