More Quotes by Ogden Nash
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.