More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
To love is an active verb.
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
If called by a panther, don't anther.
