More Quotes by Ogden Nash
There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.
