More Quotes by Ogden Nash
If called by a panther, don't anther.
Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
