More Quotes by Ogden Nash
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.
If called by a panther, don't anther.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
