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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
If called by a panther, don't anther.
Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit. So here we are several billion of us, crowded into our global concentration camp for the duration. How are we to survive? Solemnity is not the answer, any more than witless and irresponsible frivolity is. I think our best chance lies in humor, which in this case means a wry acceptance of our predicament. We don't have to like it but we can at least recognize its ridiculous aspects, one of which is ourselves.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
