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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
To love is an active verb.
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
