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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
