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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
To love is an active verb.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
