Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.

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God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

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I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.

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Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

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Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.

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So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.

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Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.

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Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

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Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.

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