How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?

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Too much Chablis can make you whablis.

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I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.

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There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.

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Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.

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Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.

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One thing about the past. It's likely to last.

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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

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So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.

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Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.

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