More Quotes by Ogden Nash
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
