More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
Celery, raw, Develops the jaw
There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.
If called by a panther, don't anther.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
