More Quotes by Ogden Nash
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.