More Quotes by Ogden Nash
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
