More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
