More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
