More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit. So here we are several billion of us, crowded into our global concentration camp for the duration. How are we to survive? Solemnity is not the answer, any more than witless and irresponsible frivolity is. I think our best chance lies in humor, which in this case means a wry acceptance of our predicament. We don't have to like it but we can at least recognize its ridiculous aspects, one of which is ourselves.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
