More Quotes by Ogden Nash
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
