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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
