Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.

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Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.

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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.

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The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?

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I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.

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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

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Too much Chablis can make you whablis.

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I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

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