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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
Celery, raw, Develops the jaw
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
To love is an active verb.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit. So here we are several billion of us, crowded into our global concentration camp for the duration. How are we to survive? Solemnity is not the answer, any more than witless and irresponsible frivolity is. I think our best chance lies in humor, which in this case means a wry acceptance of our predicament. We don't have to like it but we can at least recognize its ridiculous aspects, one of which is ourselves.
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
