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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
To love is an active verb.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.
