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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
