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Beer ... a high and mighty liquor.
Julius Caesar Quotes
Funny
Beer
When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.
― François Rabelais
Drinking
Beer
Thinking
Drink
Think
He that drinks beer, thinks beer.
― Washington Irving
Humorous
Beer
Thinking
Washington Irving
What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!
― Lord Byron
Drinking
Food
Beer
Lord Byron
Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life.
― Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Funny
Beer
May
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
― Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash
Funny
Drinking
Beer
I aimed at the public's heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach.
― Upton Sinclair
Book
Heart
Beer
Upton Sinclair
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.
― Stephen Colbert
Beer
Marijuana
Dry
Stephen Colbert
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
― Ann Landers
Drinking
Swimming
Beer
Ann Landers