Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.

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Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.

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The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?

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Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.

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One thing about the past. It's likely to last.

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Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.

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There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.

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Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.

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All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

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I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

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