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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
To love is an active verb.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.