God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

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Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.

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I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.

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There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.

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Too much Chablis can make you whablis.

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Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.

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Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.

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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

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Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

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Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

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