More Quotes by Ogden Nash
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
If called by a panther, don't anther.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
