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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
