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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit. So here we are several billion of us, crowded into our global concentration camp for the duration. How are we to survive? Solemnity is not the answer, any more than witless and irresponsible frivolity is. I think our best chance lies in humor, which in this case means a wry acceptance of our predicament. We don't have to like it but we can at least recognize its ridiculous aspects, one of which is ourselves.
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
Celery, raw, Develops the jaw
