God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

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When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.

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Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.

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Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.

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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

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Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.

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All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

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O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.

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The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?

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