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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Celery, raw, Develops the jaw
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
