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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit. So here we are several billion of us, crowded into our global concentration camp for the duration. How are we to survive? Solemnity is not the answer, any more than witless and irresponsible frivolity is. I think our best chance lies in humor, which in this case means a wry acceptance of our predicament. We don't have to like it but we can at least recognize its ridiculous aspects, one of which is ourselves.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
