I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.

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Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.

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Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.

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Celery, raw, Develops the jaw

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I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

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O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.

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Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

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The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.

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I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

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Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

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