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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.