More Quotes by Ogden Nash
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
If called by a panther, don't anther.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
